Conductor: This is the shuttle to Times Square. All tickets, please. --S train Overheard by: Traveler Bill Conductor: We will be moving shortly. Sorry for the convenience. --1 train Overheard by: m-Co Conductor: Please make sure the doors are open before exiting the train. --MetroNorth Overheard by: megs Bus driver: I'd like to take this moment to educate you about pickpockets. This week I had six people on my bus get their wallets taken. Watch your wallet when I swerve this bus! --M23 bus Conductor: If you are getting on board with a child, hold their hand. Please, do not leave your child or an unattended bag on the platform. --E train Conductor: Welcome to those who just got on and have a nice day to those who are leaving us. I hope your trip was like...riding an airplane. --A train Overheard by: erika k Bus driver: Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention. The next stop on this bus is 8th Avenue. After 8th Avenue, this bus will express to 38th & 8th. If you want to go to stops on 34th Street you must get off at this stop and change busses. Now I know some of you will come to me and say, "No, no, no! Where are you going? I need to get off!", but it will already be too late. You will have to get off the bus at 38th Street and walk down to 34th where you can catch a cross town bus to 9th & 10th Avenues. Thank you for listening to this announcement. --M16 bus Overheard by: brentonian Conductor: This is 15th Street/Prospect Park. Up above is Bartel Pritchard Square, although it's not a square, it's circular. It's been here a long time and it's never been a square. At least not as long as I have been here. Fort Hamilton is next. Stand clear. --F train Overheard by: Eric Conductor: Will the brain surgeon with the bike stop blocking the doors?...Thank you, doctor. --B train