Wow, "Long Island" and "Better" in One Discussion

Suit #1: How long have you lived here?
Suit #2: How old are you? Probably longer than you have been alive.
Suit #1: Born and raised in New York, huh?
Suit #2: No, a farm in PA. Got the fuck out of there, though. Met a girl from New York--well actually, Long Island--married her and moved out here. Thought she had money. Yeah...fooled the shit out of me.
Suit #3: Ha, you were that close to being better than all of us.

--Wall & Water