Chick: There are people who like golden showers and eating shit, but no one wants a small dick. --1st Avenue & 7th Street Overheard by: k. chas Chick: Ick, I hate kids, but I guess they have their uses. I mean, if I ever got pregnant, I could use the fetus for my own future stem cell research. --Ancient Playground, Central Park Overheard by: hayley Woman: So I notice these things. Like at Holly's wedding, she was the bride, I was prettier than she was. Does that make me arrogant? --Central Park Tween girl: I wish one of my stupid friends would get married already so I can be a fucking bridesmaid. --Bleecker & Christopher Overheard by: Adam Nathan Girl on cell: Everything is still in, like, in boxes. I don't even know where my lotion is. Hello! --23rd & 5th Overheard by: Tad