Most People Take a Limo There

Woman: Does this bus go to the Garden?
Bus driver: No, the M10 or 20 goes to Madison Square Garden.
Woman: Not that Garden; Olive Garden!

--M104 bus


Overheard by: Suzanne Cerquone


Girl #1: I heard there's this restaurant that charges $500 for a plate.
Girl #2: Damn what they serving, human?

--Olive Garden, Times Square


Overheard by: Kyle