Guy: You can never underestimate the importance of cuticles.
Girl: Yeah, you can. –108th & Amsterdam Drunk girl: Is that the line for the bathroom?
Sober guy: No, that’s people who like looking at the bathrooms. –Harry’s, Long Island City Overheard by: Trix Pretty boy: Man, I think I’m getting a migraine.
Southern chick: Guys don’t get migraines, they get cluster headaches.
Pretty boy: Go the fuck back to the prairie, Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman. –Delancey & Orchard Overheard by: dj wantwo Guy #1: I just don’t like the taste of water.
Guy #2: Who doesn’t like water?
Guy #1: Me. –Palladium, 14th Street Overheard by: Brian