At the Very Least That Dog's Pretty Smart

A blind woman and her dog are making their way into a Duane Reade through the "Out" door, with difficulty to keep the door open. Behind them is a WASP lady, waiting to get in.

Blind woman: Good, good, now make a hard left, to the counter, to the counter.
WASP lady: Idiots.

--74th & 3rd