Not Quite Absolutely Fabulous

Chick: He was not really completely gay.
Guy: What was he, then?
Chick: He was more just completely fabulous.

--10th & Broadway


Overheard by: jennifer


Girl: I'm pathetic enough but not fabulous enough to be a fag hag.

--The Ansonia, 73rd & Broadway


Overheard by: Betty Noir


Girl #1: You shouldn't feel sorry for yourself. We are single and fabulous, explanation point.
Girl #2: ...Don't you mean "exclamation point"?

--Garden Cafe, Inwood


Guy #1: ...I walked in and the warehouse was just full of tiny little boots.
Guy #2: That sounds fabulous.

--Central Park