"What, we're going to end up on some lame blog?"

Girl: So are you still upset about her?
Guy: No, it's okay, her breath smells funny...like poop.
Girl: I had a swim coach like that. So does her breath really smell like poop?
Guy: Did you have to say it that loud?

--New York Public Library, 40th & 5th


Overheard by: Andrew Marsh