Mangia, Wednesday One-liners
Lady: Can I get a large chicken noodle soup? Without the chicken.
--Six Happiness, 2nd Avenue
Overheard by: nisey
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Dad: Boy, you better be sharin' them Skittles with yo mama, otherwise you ain't never gonna taste the rainbow again.
--6 train
Chick: I'll have a condom. And a water. And a cheeseburger.
--Park Slope deli
Hobo: Damn shorty, I'm gonna make a sandwich out of you. I'm gonna bite that butt! I'm gonna put ketchup on your thigh and BBQ sauce on
your butt!
--Bethune between Greenwich & Hudson
Black guy on cell: Fine, I don't give a fuck about you anyway, bitch! I don't even like crackers...except in my soup.
--50th & 6th
Overheard by: Dara