And Go Back to Frisco with Your Pathetic Friends

Girl #1: Do you have a cold or something?
Girl #2: No...It's my allergies. It's not like this where I'm from.
Girl #1: Where are you from again?
Girl #2: Arizona.
Girl #1: Oh, pollen and stuff?
Girl #2: No, all these crowds and their germs. It's not like that out West.

--C train


Overheard by: BBW


Girl: Shoot! I'm sorry.
Guy: So where are you from? Because I know it's not New York if you say "shoot!".

--Union Square Regal Cinemas


Overheard by: Jeff Hubbard


Guy on cell: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool out here I guess...you should totally come visit...It's just...sometimes I feel like New York is just one big Ann Arbor.

--Houston & Suffolk


Overheard by: jesse


Man: We're not from here. We're from Pennsylvania, where they're normal.

--B63 bus


Waiter: How was everything tonight?
Woman: Absolutely wonderful! This was some of the best Mexican food I've ever had! And you can take my word for it. I'm from Colorado. We know Mexican food.

--Mexico Lindo, 2nd Avenue


Overheard by: Carol