Cashier dude: Tyrone! Pick up the phone! There's a guy on the line says he's looking for his teeth! --Cosi, 13th & Broadway Overheard by: Lauren Wein Girl: I just want to rape her face. I mean, I'm not a violent person, but I want to rape her face. --Park Terrace Bistro, Inwood Overheard by: MissDona Lady: Sure, but what if you get cancer in your hair? Or in your eyeball? --Penn Station Overheard by: Adam Nathan Madwoman: I have a crazy question. I was digging in my garden, and I found this rock that has a face...Look, isn't it pretty? And you see the face? It sparkles. Someone said it might have a fossil in it, or it might be from the moon! --MoMA Woman: You're welcome! I knew a dignified lady like you wouldn't want to be seen with something hanging out of her nose! --1 train Overheard by: Abigail Plumb-Larrick