Hobo: Sky rats. All of them. I don't mind seagulls, but these things are dangerous. They'll shit on you...And you know, sometimes I wish I was a female. --32nd & 7th Overheard by: Marietta Pacella Little boy: Daddy, Daddy! I can hear the rats screaming! --A train Overheard by: Lizzie Lee Teacher lady: I don't know, there's only four or five states where you could really use a llama. ---Fordham, Rose Hill Overheard by: emily Woman: And I am not going to Los Angeles just to have my horoscope read by the psychic cat. --42nd & Lexington Chick on cell: Are mooses horny or do they have antlers? --Union Square Overheard by: Kelly Santanas MTA guy: So I found this turtle, who turned out to be a female, and brought her home to my other turtle. You think turtles would be slow, right? But you should have seen this turtle, it fucks like crazy! --G train Guy: My rooster ran away! Ladies, grab my cock! --Doyer & Bowery Overheard by: Rapey Hipster girl: Paramecium? Nobody talks about those anymore. --96th & Lexington Woman: Wait, so you have seagulls in your apartment? --University & 13th Prof guy: Your professor is stupid in some areas, but I do know what a shark is. --Silver Center, Washington Square East Overheard by: Emily Little boy: Mommy, right we can't go into the park now 'cause it's the rats' turn? --Riverside Park