Guy #1: Get out of the way! You’re in the walking lane and
people are trying to pass.
Guy #2: What walking lane? Only an idiot would walk on an elevator. People who walk are idiots.
Guy #1: This is called an escalator. –Grand Central Overheard by: Nicole Victoria Girl: Let’s take the stairs.
Guy: But the stairs are so…leg-oriented. –Tisch School of the Arts Guy: It’s like a conveyor belt for miserable people. –Penn Station