Wednesday One-liners Ain't Too Proud to Beg
Hobo: You like rap? I started that shit. I did. I started that rap shit. Way before hip-hop. You don't like rap, you ain't shit.
--4 train
Overheard by: Aaron
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Hobo: Hey lady, can I bum a quarter so I can call you later?
--8th & A
Overheard by: La Machine
Hobo: Ladies and Gentleman, may I have your attention. I have spent all my money on alcohol, tobacco, amphetamines, and crack. However, I have learned my lesson. I would now like to spend
your money on alcohol, tobacco, amphetamines, and crack. And Viagra....but that's extra.
--5 train
Mincing hobo: Y'all remind me of my nieces! Mm-hmm! Yes you do!...But don't you worry! Don't worry, I don't, I don't have sex with little girls!
No! I have nieces, man, that shit's just
nasty!
--9th & University
Overheard by: Cheese Monkey
Hobo: You're so hot...you should be in a parade of sexy.
--50th & 6th
Overheard by: Sajel