The Secret Comedian Cells Spring Into Action

Woman: It's a pity about that actress who stabbed someone with her knife. What's her name? ...Um...Reese?
Chick: Witherspoon?
Woman: No! With her knife!

--Central Park


Overheard by: Emilia


Suit #1: I know where we are.
Suit #2: Where?
Suit #1: On the corner!

--9th Street & 1st Avenue


Overheard by: Your Mom


Guy: Excuse me, can I tell you a joke?
Girl: ...What?
Guy: Can I tell you a joke?
Girl: ...No.
Guy: Are you su--
Girl: Didn't you fucking hear me, you idiot?

She gets up and starts walking away.

Girl: Jesus Christ, these fucking...

--Central Park