Wednesday One-liners Look Busted
Man: Wow, that woman looks exactly the way Nina is going to look in about ten years...Oh shit, it is Nina. Don't tell her what I said, okay?
--Emerald Planet, Great Jones Street
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Guido on cell: He was all like, "When I was in Maine, I was going to model," and I was like, "Yo, model for what? You're a fucking fat ugly bastard with hair like a rat's ass."
--Port Authority
Woman: They're staying with us for two days. And my cousin Paula is coming, the one with the pie-faced child.
--Elevator, 5th & 20th
Man on cell: So my kid is ugly, what can I do?
--85th & Amsterdam
Overheard by: SK