You Can't Bring Russell Crowe Anywhere

Filthy man: You three ladies know this dude?
Girl #1: Uh, yeah.
Filthy man: Oh. Okay. 'Cause I was about to pull out my AK47 and shoot him dead.

The elevator stops.

Filthy man: You all have a nice night.

--Hotel Carter, West 43rd Street


Overheard by: onesong