The Man Who Boned Grandma (NYC Short Stories)

Tourist grandpa: I'm going to sit here. Do you want a snack?
Tourist grandson: Sure.
Tourist grandpa: Here's some money. Go over there and buy yourself something. And if you can find somebody nice, ask where we can get some cheesecake.

--Greeley Square


Overheard by: Nick Turner


Hasidic boy: Poppola, I heard a rumor that when a cow gets a cut from the milking machine, and blood gets in the milk...they have to turn it into chocolate milk, so people won't know it's there.
Hasidic grandpa: We should be so lucky!

--4 train


Overheard by: Raden Mutter