Cue Zany Drunken Sodomy Montage

Waiter: I assume you guys are on a date?
Guy #1: Yep.
Waiter: I just love seeing two nice young men together, so I brought you key lime shots to go with the key lime pie. Enjoy.
Guy #2: Bitch, you'll do anything for alcohol.

--East of Eighth, W. 23rd Street