Old lady: Julian! Get in the elevator, we are holding it for you.
Old man: I am in the elevator, it’s just my ass that was dragging behind. –Apartment building, 66th & West End Overheard by: Lubes Old lady: I’m not moving until the light says go.
Old man: Yeah, you don’t want to get that rundown feeling. –Crown Heights Overheard by: Jamie Lloyd