Wednesday's One-liners for Christina Aguilera
Black guy: Man, nigga, you're really dirty. I mean, you're a slob, nigga. You're...you're a fucking Mexican.
--Union Square
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Guy: Dude, why does it smell like shit in here?
--Pace University men's room
Overheard by: Mark Hayes
Garbageman: She stunk like shit. Seriously, she smelled like stool.
--Carroll Gardens
Girl on cell: Yeah...mm-hmm...Well, newsflash: his girlfriend is
not going to want him after two years in Guinea with no running water.
--M66 bus
Overheard by: Bcusebabe
Tween girl: Yeah, I heard that Max made out with her, and right after he had black shit coming out from his teeth.
--1 train
Overheard by: subtle t