A Lot Less Than Stupidity Should

Showering girl #1: So, I'm thinking of getting a tattoo.
Showering girl #2: Oh really? I have one on my ankle!
Showering girl #1: What's it of?
Showering girl #2: Well, it's not so much a tattoo as, I guess, a birthmark.
Showering girl #1: ...Well, does that hurt?

--NYU Palladium Gym, E. 14th Street