Wednesday One-liners Keep It in the Family
Guy on cell: Yeah I know her, my sister went out with her when she was still a man.
--Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Barry Divola
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Teen chick: Yeah, but he's not even really that important. I mean, he's nothing special. He's just my mom's husband.
--Central Park
Overheard by: Mandy Lynn
Girl: Sometimes, if I feel like it, I put on a Southern accent and pretend I'm married to my cousin.
--Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Robyn M.
Girl on cell: My brother used to touch me...
--112th & Broadway
Woman: I told you! I ain't married to your brother! I ain't married to your brother and I'll fuck who I want to fuck!
--Fort Greene Park
Overheard by: eb