Guy on cell: Then all of a sudden she got, like, self-respect and shit. --St Marks & 2nd Fat guy on cell: So then I had to tell that bitch, "I'm sorry, but you can't disagree with me when I say your feet are sexy!" --Carroll Gardens Overheard by: Jordan Harris Chick on cell: I called her Tina because you guys always call her Tina...Well, how was I supposed to know it was some kind of secret bitch code for "skanky ho"? --30th & Broadway Lady: It's rude and it's illogical. I wonder what Randy Cohen would say about it. --51st Street station Overheard by: Josh Abraham Guy on cell: Hey, I ran into you girlfriend!...Well, she's your girlfriend, right?...Well, I didn't mean it in the bad way. --Lexington & 51st Dude: I'm not dating you or any of your friends. It's just not worth the effort...all due respect. --Thompson & Bleecker Guy: What a pussy-ass bitch. What could possibly be so important in New York these days to make anybody run like that? --Office, 50th & 6th