Bitch, Please! Her Favorite Candy is Nose

NYU girl: So my friend had a class with Mary-Kate--
NYU boy: Uh huh.
NYU girl: --and they were all going around saying what their favorite books were. But when it got to Mary-Kate, she just said, "Well, my favorite candy is a Tootsie Roll."

--Chipotle, East 8th Street


Overheard by: monsi