Put Some Pants on That Bird, Quick

Queer #1: Oh, no, no, I don't like that one, find a Puerto Rican one!
Queer #2: I think this is going to be my wallpaper.
Bartender guy: Are you guys downloading porn?
Queer #2: Oh my god, a new Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks just came out!

--Red, Fulton Street