Treats and Tricks (Happy Halloween)

Queer: Can you hold this shirt for me 'til tomorrow?
Shop trannie: No, we can't put costumes on hold.
Queer: Well, I want to be, like, this Louis XIV go-go boy, and I already got the short shorts and everything, and this shirt would go perfect but I just can't afford it 'til tomorrow.

--Halloween Adventure, 4th Avenue


Overheard by: sharyn jackson


Girl: Do you have any more slut-nurses?
Counter guy: No, we're all out of slut-nurses, but we have some slut-devils and some slut-flight attendents.

--Ricky's, 8th Avenue


Overheard by: Josh Caldwell


Guy: What's she going as for Halloween?
Girl: A newsie.
Guy: Oh.
Girl: I knew she'd steal my idea, stupid ho-bag.

--Elevator, Water Street Residence


Overheard by: Dan & Travis


Guy: I've always loved this mask, it's so cool.
Girl: Yeah, I guess.
Guy: I mean, I guess I should, considering...
Girl: Right.
Guy: I mean, I was in the movie.
Girl: That was like a decade ago.
Guy: So?
Girl: Yeah, but you were a fucking extra. And you didn't even have a single line.

--Ricky's, 22nd & 3rd


Guy: What is this, All Harlots' Eve?

--3rd Avenue & 8th Street


Overheard by: Adam Nathan