Me Fail English?

Governor Pataki: Go out and study hard so you don't get a bad exam on your grades.

--Cantor Film Center, East 8th Street


Overheard by: StyX


Man #1: The Tet Offensive was just confusing.
Man #2: Not really. I understood it completely.
Man #1: Well, let me use an analogy: it would be like if tomorrow, we went into Baghdad and removed all the troops. Is that how it was?
Man #2: Maybe; I don't know what analogy means.

--Washington Place & 6th


Overheard by: Gradie Smith