Bartender chick on phone: I don't think you can catch dyslexia. --The Royale, Park Slope Chick: You don't work for Starbucks anymore, you can say "large". --Broadway-Nassau A/C station White chick: Oh honey, you know better than to believe everything you read. Especially if it's written by a Western person. --F train Overheard by: Vito Delsante Black guy on cell: Dawg, when someone says "interesting" in response to something you say, it's usually means that they think you are really fucking stupid. --5th & A Overheard by: Chris Williamson Old lady: Hussein lived in my house for a year! To learn English! And he couldn't even fucking learn English! --88th & Columbus