Guy #1: So I’m trying to set Anthony up with this girl.
Guy #2: Wait a minute, I thought Anthony was gay.
Guy #1: Everybody does, but he’s not. He just has a slight lisp. –Pazza Note, 56th & 6th Overheard by: El Cubano Hobo: Of course Bloomberg is fucking gay. All the gays are Republican. –3rd Avenue & 11th Street Overheard by: Jim Ed Tabors