The Mole Ruins Another Challenge

Queer #1: Okay, the question is, would you do Anderson Cooper?
Queer #2: I'd do him.
Queer #3: I'd do him too.
Queer #4: I wouldn't do him.
Queer #5: I so wouldn't do him.
Queer #6: I would do him.
Queer #1: I wouldn't do him. Can anyone count? Was it a tie? Shit. Now what?

--Food Bar, 8th Avenue


Overheard by: Laight