An unofficial memorial is covered with flowers, candles, cards and candy. Drunk girl #1: Hey, who wants a Blow Pop?
Drunk guy: Um…I dunno.
Drunk girl #2: Don’t. It’s bad luck to take candy from the dead.
Drunk girl #1: …Yeah, I guess you’re right. –3rd between A & B Overheard by: The Vouk Girl: Don’t die while I’m gone, okay?
Guy: Why not? –66th & Columbus