Thug #1: So they was like, “Yo, you fucked that bitch without a condom!” And I was like, “Naw.” And they was like, “She pregnant, yo.”
Thug #2: Aw, shit!
Thug #1: When I heard that, I was cryin’. Like, straight-up tears, I was cryin’.
Thug #2: Damn…
Thug #1: I can’t even tell you what I did to get that bitch unpregnant. I’ll say this much: it involved chloroform. –6 train