Please God, Say They Didn't Do It on the Train

Bag lady: ...but I got 33 days credit.
Hobo: Yeah, but you know if you get locked up again, you're gonna be there for 60.
Bad lady: I know, then I'll do half.
Hobo: I can't believe that guy did that to you. I'm gonna set him up like a bowling pin. And you know what happens to bowling pins: they get knocked out.

--Staten Island Railway


Overheard by: David D.