Wednesday One-liners: What Not to Wear
Woman: Either he's a jogger or he's homeless.
--Union Square
Overheard by: David Alcorn
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Chick: Oh my god [Flora], your pants are inside out. They're inside out because you were fucking [Eric] in the limo!
--14th & 10th
Overheard by: Kara Lindstrom
Girl on cell: She asked me if I was wearing the Dolce and Gabbana dress and when I said, "Yeah", she said, "Oh my god you're such a label whore!", and I said, "Oh yeah, well at least I'm not a whore whore."
--1st Avenue & 8th Street
Overheard by: Loren
Tween girl: I just don't understand why lingerie has to be sexy. You might as well be wearing a bathing suit to bed.
--1 train
Overheard by: pixelvisions
Frat boy: Nice fuckin' hat, you blowjob.
--Bravest on 38th, 2nd Avenue
Overheard by: Dawn
Chick: ...but we
were able to deduce that she was wearing nothing but a shawl!
--4th Avenue & 8th Street
Chick: I already had to change underwear like seven times today.
--12th Street between 5th & 6th