Woman: So I'm doing this, like, documentary for the BBC. It's going to be all in Welsh. So it's like hobbit-language, or elf-tongue. --4 train Overheard by: Chris Michaud Admin girl: Great, now I have to find a mandolin for the FBI. --Tisch School of the Arts, Broadway & Waverly Overheard by: Father Elliott Hipster girl: What, is he trying to be a serious actor now? "I need fifty cc's of chili con carne, stat! I need salsa, stat!" --Hard Rock Cafe, Times Square Overheard by: James Greene, Jr. Lady: It's just as weird like if you saw the nude model from your college art classes walking down the street in clothes. --Office, William Street Girl: We should like, get paid to go to work. --Elevator, Water Street eesidence Overheard by: Travis & Dan Teen girl: Yeah, I don't need to know about the Earth, I'm not gonna be an astronaut. --Franklin Street station Filmmaker guy: "This is my girlfriend! Aren't you jealous? You are, right? Look at her! Jealous? Aren't you jealous of me? Are you jealous of her? Are you jealous of anything?...Will you go out with me?" --Madison Square Park overheard by: AmandaBranwyn Teen girl: So where it says "employer", does that mean, like, who employ you? --Ladies' Room, Time Warner Center Overheard by: s r