Wednesday One-liners Get There Somehow
Drunk guy on cell: We're going to the Lower East Side. You can't miss me--I'm in a rickshaw!
--2nd Avenue & 4th Street
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British guy on cell: I'm on Central Park South watching the marathon runners...ugh, these poor, poor bastards...bloody bleedin' nipples everywhere.
--Central Park South & 6th Avenue
Overheard by: Annie Murphy
Man on cell: Well, I saw her running but she wasn't too chatty.
--80th between 1st & 2nd
Guy: Wait, we're on streets with
names now?
--Mercer & Waverly
Chick: I make it a point never to run to public transportation. It's a rule that I live by.
--1 train
Lady: Children should have their own part of the plane...like
underneath it.
--Chanpen, 9th Avenue
Man: Let's get out of this wicked borough.
--7th Street & 3rd Avenue
Overheard by: Dorothy
Guy on cell: I think you have the wrong number and I'm on the city bus right now so I don't have time to talk.
--M104 bus
Woman: Go!
Leave! Go back to your Manhattan!
--Grimaldi's, Brooklyn Heights
Overheard by: Mark Keller