He's Also Homer Simpson, Apparently

Barista guy: You can't bring that dog in here.
Dude: What kind of coffee do you have today?
Barista guy: I'm not telling you what kind of coffee we have until you get that dog out of here.
Dude: No really, what kind of coffee do you have today?
Barista guy: Is that a working dog?
Dude: Yeah...
Barista guy: Are you blind?
Dude: Yeah...

--Starbucks, 47th & 3rd


Overheard by: Cait