Scarlett Johansson on cell: It kinda looked swollen. --Union Square Guy: And he's had a couple drinks, and he's at the bar hitting on this girl. So they're talking and laughing a bit, and he starts fucking around with her keys, joking around, but he starts coughing a bit, and tearing up...Long story short, at some point he accidentally must have hit the button on her can of Mace. Within a few minutes they have to clear the whole goddamn bar out because nobody can fucking breathe. --Around the Clock, Stuyvesant Street Overheard by: Rob Vincent Cashier girl: Bye, sir! Thank you! And feel better...you look sick! --Starbucks, 57th & Lexington Chick: This is from another country? I want here medicine! --Office, Rockefeller Plaza Overheard by: pixelvisions Teen girl: You're going to end up in intensive care! Wait, that's just for babies...I used to watch ER a lot so I know about this stuff. --A train Overheard by: Romy and Michele Guy: Isn't mono just a diagnosis for people who are like, I don't know...pretty lazy? --Downtown Brooklyn Girl: See, I'm allergic to Vicodin. I took some before I let my boyfriend do me in the ass, and ended up just getting done in the ass and having a stomachache. --Metro-North Man on cell: I do feel better today...and I don't think it was the placebo. --Office, 23rd & Park Conductor: Attention passengers, a customer passed out, don't know when we'll be moving. --C train Overheard by: Sway