It's That Pesky Tom Paine Again

Trainer guy #1: How do you say "sixty-nining" in Chinese?
Trainee lady: I don't know...How do you say it in Trinidadian?
Trainer guy #2: There is no language called Trinidadian. They speak English. It was a British colony.
Trainee lady: What happened?

--New York Health & Racquet Club, Whitehall Street