News guy: Get your special AM Metro News! Special edition; last one for the year. Get two: one to read and one to frame. –32nd & 7th Overheard by: Mary Beth Hanlon Teen boy: I really wanted to drink some champagne, but I didn’t have any flutes, so I had to drink it out of a wine glass.
Teen girl: That’s really embarrassing. –Barney’s, Madison Avenue Wheelbo: Happy new year! Happy new year!…Fuck your mother! –9th Street & 2nd Avenue Overheard by: Eric Guy: I guess “not funny” is the new “funny”. –Comedy Cellar, Macdougal Street