Don't Dare Call It Gerund

Guy #1: Yo man! You look smart...You know what language that is?
Man: English.
Guy #1: Ha, ha! Yo man, I was jus' playin' wit you! But for real, you know this one?
Man: Italian.
Guy #2: Whoa.
Guy #1: What about this one?
Man: German...French...Korean...
Guy #1: Dude, that's sick...that's genius. What do they call that? Polyner or something?
Man: A polyglot. Polaner is jam.

--2 train


Overheard by: Mikey