The Toe-curling Orgasms Are Sure a Plus

Dude #1: So it's either lots of bran every day, or just wake up to a cigarette and coffee. Works for me every time.
Dude #2: So there's a health benefit to your vices, huh?
Dude #1: I guess so.
Dude #2: I wonder if gay guys have good shits. Maybe that's a benefit of anal sex.
Dude #1: I'll stick to cigarettes and coffee, thanks.

--Starbucks, Brooklyn Heights


Overheard by: iiams