Wednesday One-liners Don't Speak Truth
Guy on cell: Oh, wow, that's too bad. You know I would help you out if I were in New York. I am on the West Coast, I flew out yesterday, I am standing on Rodeo Drive.
--73rd & 3rd
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Huge guy: Did you know that real monsters eat little kids who aren't quiet on the train? So shut it up, or a real monster is gonna get angry! There are real monsters, okay?
Grr...
--F train
Man on cell: Ma...
Ma! Look, Ma, I really can't talk right now. I'm seriously stuck in traffic...it's gonna be at least another two hours before I can get up there for dinner, okay?...Ma! The FDR is blocked all the way...listen, I have no way to speed this up.
--Lexington between 84th & 85th
Overheard by: Katia