Incomplete Wednesday One-liners
Woman: I mean, I don't want to break up with him, but I just don't think I can date an amputee.
--Hungarian Pastry Shop, Amsterdam Avenue
Overheard by: Jeff Julian
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Girl: ...and it, like, hit me right in the head. Right in my soft spot! I know only babies have soft spots but I think mine, like, never healed.
--The Met
Overheard by: Shannon
Chick on cell: So the Rogaine worked on your eyebrows, right?
--25th between 10th & 11th
Girl: ...you see, your nose should eventually fall off because it's easier...
--Penn Station
Overheard by: Special Agent K74