Wheelchair guy: I hate playing poker online; the players are such retards. --Satellite Poker Club, [Censored] Overheard by: Pundy Old Lady: Oh lord. Oh lord. Can you help me? I stuck my bus pass in the ATM, and it won't seem to give it back to me. Oh lord. --Chase Manhattan Bank, 15th & 1st Guy: Yo! You dropped something! Right here...you dropped something...Man, what are you, stupid? You're gonna miss the train! --West 4th Street station Overheard by: Colin Hispanic man on cell: How much did it cost you to get the car out?...How much? How much was it last time?...What was the problem?...Double parking...How many times?...Who the fuck would double park a car and just leave it?...You didn't think they'd do anything?...Oh, like you couldn't wait for your fucking donut long enough to find a regular place to park...You are a fucking idiot. You are an idiot. --Howard Beach station Overheard by: Rich Mintz