Chick: God, you can't even tell the dykes from the hipsters anymore. --St. Marks Place Overheard by: Rose Fox Crazy woman: I'm not a woman, I'm a man. I'm a gay man. I get my orgasms up a man's ass. --6 train Queer: Oh my god! Do lesbians have Soccer Mom fantasies too? --Union Square Suit: Man, I need to call my cable company and get TiVo or something; every night I turn on the TV and there's woman-on-woman porn, and you know I want to watch it and save it for later. --Elevator, 53rd & Madison Black guy: Ooh shit! She so fine I'll suck her daddy dick! --33rd & 8th Overheard by: Rich Dees Girl: So today after my quiz I went to the Agora Gallery. My friend knows some guy that works there and we had "lunch". Like queer people. --John & Cliff