Wednesday One-liners: The Hole
Guy on cell: Yo baby, you better be keeping that pussy wet for me.
--Fulton & Gold
Overheard by: Prof A
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Tween boy: I want some pussy but I'm a virgin-ass nigga.
--98th & Broadway
Overheard by: leeza
Queer: Ooh boy, I loves me a sturdy woman. Just lose the vagina and we'll be in business!
--1 train
Girl: You're a Barnard woman, and it's for vaginas; I won't take "no" for an answer!
--116th & Broadway
Guy on cell: Your cunnie woke me up last night...Well, we do live in shared space, these things happen!
--Union Square
Lady: I just told them to get all the black hair out. It hurt worse than a Brazilian.
--59th & Lexington
Overheard by: Erin
Woman: If you don't shave your twat, you'll get crawlies coming out of it!
--Duke's, East 19th Street
Suit on cell: The only moist rainforest left is between her legs.
--28th & 5th
Girl: Ew, you wipe like that?
--Ladies' room, Rockefeller Center
Girl: You smell like pussy! Where have you been?
--Union Square