Guy: Man, only girls wipe. I've had this penis for 24 years and I've never done that to it. --E train Overheard by: Katie Girl on cell: I wanna have sex. Have some penis. Get laid! --Filene's Basement, Union Square Man: So she stuck her face through the divider and asked the cabbie if he minded if she sucked this guy's dick. --2nd Avenue & 10th Street Overheard by: Nicole G Guy: ...So I said, "Nigga, if you gon' suck my dick, then suck my dick!" --Washington Square Park Chick: Look...he doesn't have a job, all he does is lay on your sofa and play PlayStation, you pay his bills, you feed him. There are thousands of men in the city who would like that deal; at least find yourself one that has a respectable dick. --34th & 8th Overheard by: Cully Guy: There's just something about potato chips that I don't want my penis near them. --Columbia University Overheard by: Mike Lock Crazy guy: America? I am here to cockblock you! --32nd & 3rd Overheard by: Tammy Scumbag Girl: He was hung like a pinky toe. So I never showed anyone this...but once we broke up, forget it! Everyone saw what a little dick he had! --Rolf's 3rd Avenue Guy on cell: You just wanted to suck my dick? I thought you liked me! --54th & Lexington Chick: I don't have a penis, and I'm not an American penis. --116th & Broadway