A little Asian boy sneezes without covering his mouth. Black lady: Excuse you!
Asian mom: He’s only 3, he didn’t know any better.
Black lady: Haven’t you heard of bird flu, motherfucka! –M96 bus Overheard by: Chris Roberts Girl #1: I feel like shit. I think I’ve got the Asian Bird Flu.
Girl #2: Don’t you mean Avian Bird Flu?
Girl #1: Whatever. –56th & Broadway Overheard by: K.M Woman: Isn’t it here in America?
Teen boy: Naw…it’s in Japan. All these people be dying from it. Thank god Bush won’t let it in the country. –Associated Supermarket, Astoria Overheard by: Demy